dick tic

When a man urinates in a grassland or wooded area and a tic jumps and bites ahold of his penis.

"Yo Jose you should have seen this dick tic I got yesterday!"

by TheRealConfucious November 13, 2014

Dick Tic

When a male plays with his penis absentmindedly, often without realizing he's touching himself.

My husband plays with himself when he's watching a movie, he's got a total dick tic.

by gracefire26 April 19, 2015

ur dick a tic

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

by bernard pipes March 24, 2018