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dick park 

When you live on a crowded city block and there is minimal parking during a snow storm. Both of your spots are shoveled out, and when you leave, you move one car to park in both spots, thus being a dick.
"We'll be leaving in a few minutes, I just pulled my car out and am waiting for Puck to dick park his"
dick park by Pucksgirl February 8, 2010
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Dick Park 

1. a veteran NHL forward

2. one who has allowed many penises to penetrate himself or herself
1. Dick Park scored a goal for the Islanders last night.

2. My friend's gay brother is a real dick park. After a party, he had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped.
Dick Park by Tonya Castlebottom October 4, 2009

Dick Parka 

the covering of skin that surrounds the head of a penis when a man is uncircumcised.
bob:dude what is that?

john: man its my dick parka. it helps keep it warm.
Dick Parka by jimboy929 October 10, 2009

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there special holes
Bitch. Im such a dick parker all the boys love me
Dick Parker by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply
(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it
Dick Parker by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018

Parker’s dick 

Parker’s dick by Calebcraft November 26, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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