Dick McMuffin 

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.

Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"

Dick McMuffin by Jelloshots My Dello January 20, 2014

Dick McMuffin 

One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.

Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.

Dick McMuffin by Ricky Data October 24, 2012

Dick McMuffin 

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

Dick McMuffin by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021