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Dick McMuffin 

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.
Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"
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Dick McMuffin 

One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.
Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.
Dick McMuffin by Ricky Data October 24, 2012

Dick McMuffin 

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Dick McMuffin by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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