MrXYZ123's definitions
Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021
Get the Dick McMuffinmug.