Dick Job 

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

Dick Job by jim6471 April 13, 2021

Dick Job 

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

Dick Job by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

dick job 

the act of one person completely screwing over another so all their friends can laugh obnoxiously and point at the unassuming victim.....this is mainly performed after baseball practice in a blue mitsuibishi outlander by four boys who run naked in the streets and touch each other with no qualms

group of friends: "hey lets dick job that bitch walking her dog over there"
dickjobber: "hey hey excuse me.....how do you get to route 9?"
dickjobbee: "well you turn left onto 516 then go down three lights and veer off to the right...youll see the signs."
dickjobber: "ok so left, 3 lights, follow the signs?"
dickjobbee: "you got it"
dickjobber: "thanks...thank you so much....oh and by the way....SUCK A DICK!"

dick job by CAP'N SAC May 17, 2006

Dick Job 

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

Dick Job by Shmones November 1, 2021

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

Sloppery Dick Job by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010

Poop dick blow-job 

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

Poop dick blow-job by chilifest March 12, 2009

Dick Jobbie 

A dick that is shaped like a jobbie.

'Adam Sandler did not realize the man had found the click remote, he called it the 'dick jobbie' device.'

Dick Jobbie by RichardJobbie May 25, 2021