a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.

"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."

Dickjob by Hans Kupholder May 13, 2009

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Dickjob

When two males rub their dicks together and whoever cums first is pronounced gay.

Dude, Dillon was giving @310beats a dickjob, and Dillon came first, so he's now gay!

Dickjob by 310meats June 7, 2018

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Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

Dick Job by jim6471 April 13, 2021

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Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

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