dickjob

somoeone whos being a total asshole

god hes being such a dickjob

by mak October 25, 2003

Dickjob

When you wrap your flaccid penis(because you're straight) around another man's erect penis and kinda job it up and down.

"Bro, I totally got a dickjob from John last night. He's not gay though."

by i made dickjob June 20, 2018

Dickjob

1: (verb) - To stop, interfere, or otherwise interrupt someone and their goals or intentions.

(Also see Cockblock)

"I was all up on this bitch...until this dude came over and just dickjobed me."

by Suo & Jay April 25, 2008

Dickjob

a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.

"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."

by Hans Kupholder May 14, 2009

Dickjob

When two males rub their dicks together and whoever cums first is pronounced gay.

Dude, Dillon was giving @310beats a dickjob, and Dillon came first, so he's now gay!

by 310meats May 19, 2018