Dick Hoarder 

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

Dick Hoarder by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011

Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.

Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?

Dick Harder by DinnerPlateDarling69 July 1, 2023

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

dick harder than a coconut by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

Absence makes the dick grow harder by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007