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dick-finger 

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.
dick-finger by 4katy October 25, 2009

Dick Finger 

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.
I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!
Dick Finger by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015

dick fingering 

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time
Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.
dick fingering by Zilla25 November 23, 2015

Tommy Dick Finger 

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick
I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning

suck my middle dick finger 

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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