by HornyPornoAddict September 04, 2022
The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.
by Lord Fuelfire June 06, 2004
A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
by BClawd April 10, 2019
by maggs November 29, 2004
Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
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I would totally dick eye that bitch!
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I would totally dick eye that bitch!
by surfti310 July 24, 2008
by katie lana morgan November 15, 2003
What it is called when you get smoke in your eye. It is rather irritating and causes your eye to tear up and impair your eyesight for a mere couple seconds.
Rich: Yeah, I rolled a joint about as thick as my finger and when I smoked it, I got dickeye like 10 times.
by Frows December 12, 2004