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dick eye 

A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.
The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.
dick eye by Lord Fuelfire June 6, 2004

dick eye 

Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.
Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
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I would totally dick eye that bitch!
dick eye by surfti310 August 20, 2008

dick eye 

someone who likes to get the shot in the eye
Morgan was giving head to a guy, and got a case of the dick eye
dick eye by katie lana morgan November 14, 2003

dick eye 

What it is called when you get smoke in your eye. It is rather irritating and causes your eye to tear up and impair your eyesight for a mere couple seconds.
Rich: Yeah, I rolled a joint about as thick as my finger and when I smoked it, I got dickeye like 10 times.
dick eye by Frows December 11, 2004

Dick eye 

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense
Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago
Dick eye by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025

Dick-Eye 

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
Dick-Eye by BClawd April 10, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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