Definitions by Frows
B.O.B.
Means "Bottom of Bag", as in potato chips or fries. Has a contradictory meaning, for B.O.B. chips are delicious according to Jessica, but B.O.B. fries are irritating according to Lynn.
Gruntlet
Defined by Jessica to describe Lynn's laughing reply to a joke. The laugh was classified as a grunt and Jessica called Lynn a Gruntlet to make fun of her.
Jessica: Haha...Gruntlet.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.
Eggrito
Created by Matt one night when he was craving both Chinese food AND burritos. Lynn then presented him with burritos shaped like egg rolls from Chili's. The heavenly food was christened as the Eggrito and was also proclaimed by Matt as to be the name of his son if he ever had a half-Mexican, half-Chinese child.
bilf
Brother I'd Like to Fuck. A Good example of one is Shawn Wilkes, brother of Brandon, who can easily be checked out when one goes to his house. If you are lucky you may see him shirtless!
CDAFH
Pronounced "See-Daf". Stands for "Can't Do Anything For Herself" and was created by Lynn, Stacey, and Jessica in junior year English for their friend Lindsey, who usually depended on her friends to complete her schoolwork. The name still applies to her now.
AFP
Originated by Lindsey and later modified by Lynn and Jessica. Original meaning "A lot of Fuckin Pot" now means "A lot of Fuckin People" so as to be used by us when we arrive at the lunch line.
dick eye
What it is called when you get smoke in your eye. It is rather irritating and causes your eye to tear up and impair your eyesight for a mere couple seconds.