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Dick Diving 

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.
Dick Diving by LangHack October 26, 2015

Dick diving 

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it
When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.

Dick diving board 

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.
"You're such a dick diving board john."
Dick diving board by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

dick dipping 

Dipping your dick in a dipping sauce with a bobbing motion.
Bob: Was he just dick dipping into the BBQ sauce?
Pete: The hip motion looked like he was bobbing.
dick dipping by anpu13 May 17, 2014

Dick Diving 

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.
Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

Dick diving 

A guy Fucking a large number of bitches at once/a female that’s getting fucked my a lot of niggas at once.
“Im fuckin like 6 different hoes rn twin”
“Dat hoe gettin fucked by the whole team she dick diving”
Dick diving by Basharrr January 11, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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