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Dick Chaining 

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.
"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"
Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

Dick Chainsaw 

A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!
Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!
Dick Chainsaw by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition) 

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

dick chainy 

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.
colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy
dick chainy by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

Dick Chainey 

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.
Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"
Dick Chainey by row man April 21, 2022

dick chainey 

when kratos takes his chains and rips off a man's penis
krato:dick chainey!!!!!

warrior:owwww! you bastard you ripped my dick off!
dick chainey by rockonrockaction! January 2, 2012