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Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.
When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
Dick Blush by Punkymunk May 3, 2018

dick brushing 

When a woman is kneeling down and smiling up at a man and the man brushes
his dick across her pearly whites in a toothbrush motion as if brushing her teeth...you can apply toothpaste if necessary, no, not Colgate, jackass!!
"I put my bitch on her knees, gave her a dick brushing she'd never forget"
dick brushing by RPM808 January 21, 2015

dick blush

Pronunciation \DEHCK-bluhsh\

noun

The effect of superior intercourse usually marked by a glowing rosy tint noticeable on the face of said female.
guy- yo what happened with whats her face the other day?
guy2- dont worry dude, i gave her the serious dick blush cuz

girl-how was your date with winston?
girl2- remarkable! he gave the serious dick blush?

Are you embarrassed right now? Or is it just that dick blush?
dick blush by bsdt April 24, 2011

dickrush 

What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.
Dude, last day i had the worst dickrush ever; i was browsing the instagram of my fav pornstar, then i saw a pic of my mother-in-law in bikini.
dickrush by TheCommando April 4, 2020
where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.
Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush
dickbrush by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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