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Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.
When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
Dick Blush by Punkymunk May 3, 2018

dick brushing 

When a woman is kneeling down and smiling up at a man and the man brushes
his dick across her pearly whites in a toothbrush motion as if brushing her teeth...you can apply toothpaste if necessary, no, not Colgate, jackass!!
"I put my bitch on her knees, gave her a dick brushing she'd never forget"
dick brushing by RPM808 January 21, 2015

dick blush

Pronunciation \DEHCK-bluhsh\

noun

The effect of superior intercourse usually marked by a glowing rosy tint noticeable on the face of said female.
guy- yo what happened with whats her face the other day?
guy2- dont worry dude, i gave her the serious dick blush cuz

girl-how was your date with winston?
girl2- remarkable! he gave the serious dick blush?

Are you embarrassed right now? Or is it just that dick blush?
dick blush by bsdt April 24, 2011

dickrush 

What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.
Dude, last day i had the worst dickrush ever; i was browsing the instagram of my fav pornstar, then i saw a pic of my mother-in-law in bikini.
dickrush by TheCommando April 4, 2020
where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.
Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush
dickbrush by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019