Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010

Boat Dick

A dick that has boat like qualities, such as length, girth, and buoyancy. (Handles very smoothly) "Ther' she blows!"

Matt Olkowski has a Boat Dick

by AlexaCunt February 24, 2010

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014

DickBoat

A killer of fun;Ass or dick with a boat.

Emma Stevens is a real DickBoat.

by Cody D. Murray September 26, 2008

Dickboat

A "party" boat that isn't good for anything other than annoying people who are on the lake for non-dick reasons. A ski boat full of bros or a "redneck yacht club" boat.

Those assholes on the dickboat keep using our dive flags as ski buoys.

by holmedog July 28, 2015