Dibes 

When a person wishes or does die while dabbing

ME: *Dabs arms in the air, falling over, and dibes*

Dibes by InannaIshtar January 3, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

International Dibs Protocol 

The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.

Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.

If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.

1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.

2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.

3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.

4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.

"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)

International Dibs Protocol by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

Ang Diesel 

A nick name given to singer, songwriter, vine actress Angie kristine Miller by a fella with to much free time on his hands at work...but also because she is as diesel as it get..mainly though cause she's such a sweet person and impossible not to like.

Wait...hold up..whats that? A locomotive? A bulldozer? A stampede of buffalo? Godzillas tail?? No its freakin Ang DIESEL!!!

Ang Diesel by mcbain02 June 11, 2013

Diesel Therapy 

A form of punishment for prison inmates that involves non-stop transfers between correctional facilities on diesel buses.

Ex. 1

'That's diesel therapy. When you fuck up in the system, you'll end up on that bus and you won't get off that bus. Cuz they'll lose your paperwork. And you'll never been seen from again. Eventually you'll get off, but you won't know when the ride's gonna end.' J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, Sept. 4, 2019

Ex. 2

Darjon: Hey fool! I need to get at the homey Sweets! He has my fuck book!

Will Bop: You're too late. He got shipped out on the grey goose!

Darjon: What he do bro?

Will Bop: He was bustin' the female COs cheeks! The Warden found out and gave that fool Diesel Therapy! He was last seen somewhere between Chino and Pelican Bay!

Diesel Therapy by ZXY&ABC November 11, 2019

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020