n. the tiny droplets of urine that inevitably cling to the interior of the urethra, no matter how much you shake or tap immediately after urination. these droplets are unfortunately always release only after the penis (a.k.a. wiener, wang, shlong, etc.) is back in the pants. The resulting moisture is often visible on the crotchal area of the trousers.
A beautiful girl that will make you fall in love with her. A girl that is sweet and delicate, but a cold hearted bitch at the same time. A sex goddess. A girl that you can’t stay away from.
A sexual act where one get's their penis sucked, then proceeds to dip their penis in a bag of Fun Dip to add flavor. Commonly performed in the Northern parts of the U.S.
"Holy shit dude! She said my dick tasted like old milk so we chose to just Dibblestick it!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.