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dicklestick 

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!
dicklestick by LBo979 November 3, 2010

dicky dicklesticks 

a person who generally acts like a fucking dick or does something extremely retarded
Tom:(to Ben)" why is the whole school on lockdown"
Ben: Cause Dicky Dicklesticks over there thought it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers in the hall way

dibbelstick 

When u have fundip and u put it on someone's dick and lick it off for better flavor
Gosh baby ur dick tast better when I dibbelstick it
dibbelstick by Dibbelstick June 7, 2017

Dicklestick 

A penis so thin it’s like a stick
“ his penis was so small I laughed and called it a dicklestick ... he got upset”
Dicklestick by Omni cypher July 9, 2018

Dibbledick 

John your a fucking dibbledick
Dibbledick by VonDeli July 12, 2021

Dicklestick 

A person, mostly men who have to always be better than the next guy, usually socially awkward, rich but lacks skills in basic conversation.
Hey Dylaan did you see Lance trying to talk to the hot new shop owner ?

Yea he had a chance and screwed it up, What a dicklestick
Dicklestick by Rand72 October 3, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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