The
art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.
When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one'
s opponent can mean the difference between life and
death.
Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati -
people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you
will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the
art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been
ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay
bar.
Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!
My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.
You should practice your diarrata's daily. (
diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
