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Car Diahrea 

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo
no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea
Car Diahrea by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011

Diahrea Bubble 

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.
"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."
Diahrea Bubble by Jake March 2, 2005

Diahricious 

1: Something delicious to eat but gives you diahreaha.

2: Food that is really good but looks really bad.

Pronounced (Dye-ah-rish-es)
1: Miranda -"Do you want Mexican or Chinese food tonight?"
Chris- "Chinese. General Chicken and Egg Foo Young are diahricious but worth it."

2:" When I bit into that deep fried Snickers bar it looked diahricious."
Diahricious by cwa7178 April 17, 2009

verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....
Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...

diahrea of the mouth 

a condition where somone speaks for a long period of time without makeing a rational point.
Somone suffering from diahrea of the mouth would explain situations as follows:

Like Sarah went to the mall to buy these shoes that were like so last season; and when I told her she was all like "like you would have any real fasion sense anyway" and I was like "like as if" and she was like "AS IF!!!" Can you believe her? I mean, you know?
liquid shit and piss that can sometimes hurt
"qrplomp" says the diahrea "O shit i shouldn't have had that chipotle"