The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile
poo.
When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and
death.
Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati -
people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you
will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati -
People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay
bar.
Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!
My
eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-
mid-
air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.
You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)