"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

Downward Dingdong by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

Dingdong and Marian

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

Dingdong and Marian by donandmarie December 10, 2009

dingsong

A dingsong is a small pheasant. often used in a situation overcome with extreme annoyingness. It is every part of speech one can think of. Noun, Pronoun, Verb, Adverb, Interjection, Conjunction, Preposition, Gerund, and so on...

1) You are a complete dingsong! 2) What the dingsong? 3) JEEZ dingsong my butt!! 4) DINGSONG!!!!!!! 5) shut up you are such a dingsong!!! 6) my dingsong isn't functioning properly. 7) you should realy stop dingsonging that fence!

dingsong by PACKERS WON!!! February 28, 2011

DIngdong 69420

When you suck dick while getting your asshole licked while smoking weed

Person 1: Why are you so tired
Person 2: (sigh) I did DIngdong 69420 last night

Person 1: Wow...

DIngdong 69420 by xXx_Hot-boi-42069_xXx December 12, 2018

dingdong

A PENIS, usually quite tiny.

His dingdong was tiny, it made me giggle.

dingdong by Tjonez(nexopia) May 27, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026