Dextered

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.

Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.

by Bbwayne December 7, 2012

Dextered

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.

Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.

by Flattop P December 8, 2013

Dexter

Came from the latin route dexterous meaning right handed,fortunate,skillful

That guy is Dexter

by Stereotype1 February 6, 2018

dextered

The act of taking out a person who truly had it coming.

He was such an evil and repugnant guy that the only logic choice was that he got dextered!

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

Dexter

Dexter is a man who always cares for you. Whatever you might have done in your past, he will see you for who you truly are. He is very attractive and athletic, and good at almost anything he tries. He is good with words and is not scared of showing his emotions. He is a very good friend and will ALWAYS have your back. If you know a Dexter he is a keeper and never hurt him.

I love Dexter

by Sk8rGir1 August 21, 2020

dexter

my dog. he sings like the rapper dexter, but it’s mostly just auto tuned bark. enjoys barking in his sleep (real dedication to his music career) and likes looking for flashlights and eating them. also enjoys chasing after ice cubes and trying to make them move like bugs. he is kind of ugly when he does this. dexter also pees a lot.

who’s this on new dog rap?

oh, that’s dexter. not to be confused with famous dex, o no no.

by rat a pooolie March 19, 2019

Dexterize

To murder someone vigilante-style as in the hit Showtime series, "Dexter". To kill someone evil, who deserves it.

Someone should really Dexterize that scumbag.

by Sopranonurse January 24, 2011