dextered

The act of taking out a person who truly had it coming.

He was such an evil and repugnant guy that the only logic choice was that he got dextered!

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

Dextered

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.

Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.

by Bbwayne December 7, 2012

Dextered

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.

Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.

by Flattop P December 8, 2013

dexterd

The art of killing someone who deserved to die

Because he was so evil, he needed to be dexterd. I'm telling you, he went dexter all over his ass! He was the perfect example of why sometimes you need to dexterize someone.

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

DEXTERection

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"

by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011

Dextereireirous

An actual fucking idiot who's really fucking dumb and should be put down.

Dexter from my Discord server is really Dextereireirous.

by Dr_Machintosh July 2, 2019