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Dextered 

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.
Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.
Dextered by Bbwayne December 7, 2012

Dextered 

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.
Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.
Dextered by Flattop P December 8, 2013
The art of killing someone who deserved to die
Because he was so evil, he needed to be dexterd. I'm telling you, he went dexter all over his ass! He was the perfect example of why sometimes you need to dexterize someone.
dexterd by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

DEXTERection 

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"
DEXTERection by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011

Dextereireirous

An actual fucking idiot who's really fucking dumb and should be put down.
Dexter from my Discord server is really Dextereireirous.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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