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Dextered 

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.
Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.
Dextered by Bbwayne December 7, 2012
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Dextered 

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.
Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.
Dextered by Flattop P December 8, 2013
The art of killing someone who deserved to die
Because he was so evil, he needed to be dexterd. I'm telling you, he went dexter all over his ass! He was the perfect example of why sometimes you need to dexterize someone.
dexterd by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

DEXTERection 

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"
DEXTERection by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011

Dextereireirous

An actual fucking idiot who's really fucking dumb and should be put down.
Dexter from my Discord server is really Dextereireirous.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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