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Detachable Penis 

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
The ability to keep stressful circumstances and issues from disturbing your inner peace .
She is able to stay detached from all the drama going on at work.
detached by Flaagie April 24, 2017

Detached Cool 

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.
Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.
Detached Cool by mehtaknight August 18, 2014
My weave went detach.
detach by DEATACH November 28, 2017

detachable penis 

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>

Deltacron Male 

Works way too hard but receives no bitches, and thus becomes easily triggered. They are incels for life, and they vent their frustrations on their peers and at the gym. They are at the bottom of the social hierarchy and wish to impose their racial purity on others. Deltacron Males are often school shooters, incells, and racists.
Johnny's an incel and I hear he's gonna shoot up the school. That's no surprise because he's a Deltacron Male.
Deltacron Male by Johnnysinsboi679 January 14, 2022