<noun>
1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a
penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the
penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female
will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's
penis has "fallen off."
2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night.
Clint just pulled the detachable
penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."
2. "Jesus
Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>