Deuce-off

Having an outragious dance competetiton while throwing the dueces around almost like having a twitch or hand spazm.

The deuce-off is to see who can chuck up da ducece with da best skillz.

Carrie: Hey annerz. Look at Hillz and Abberz over there. what they doin?

Annerz: Well, there having a deuce-off!
Carrie: It looks like a spazm from heaven!
Annerz: Ohz. It defz is.
Carrie: I say we has one our selfs!
Annerz: lez do it now.

by imakewlkid March 2, 2011

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

by Adrian the Canadian February 4, 2007

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021