detachment 

noun: A military unit that is dispatched from a larger unit usually for special purposes or missions.

DUDE: Remember that CWAR detachment we were on back in 99?

HOMIE: Yeah man, we were way out in Egypt, site 60 or something. There wasn't anyone around except those Mexicans that night.

DUDE: Yeah that was some funny shit. That idiot Welford thought he was Border Patrol.

detachment by old balls January 10, 2008

Detachment 

No I will not cognitively reframe what is happening to me so you don't have to acknowledge what is happening to me. You'll get nothing but child murder.

Hym "Not detachment. Not cognitive reframing. Not contrition. I don't care about feeling happier. I don't care about productivity. I care about not having to murder a kid to get you to do the thing YOU WILL DO if I murder a kid. Which is why you're not doing it. The child is acceptable loses to everyone but the person it's going to happen to and it isn't going to be your kids so you don't have to care. It sacrificing someone else's kid so a person you don't like won't succeed. There is no greater good you're serving by doing this. Hey, by the way, you see that stuff bullying commercial?"

Detachment by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.

Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!

law of detachment by greendevil32 September 8, 2016

Emotional Detachment 

The inability to feel or recognise any basic human emotions as anyone would.

After suffering that much trauma I was diagnosed as having emotional detachment.

Emotional Detachment by CityBoiz June 2, 2022

Retinal Detachment 

A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.

My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.

Retinal Detachment by D2theMO January 7, 2014

Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.

I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.

Brachial Detachment by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

nut detachment 

when a girl is sucking a boys testicles and then she bites them off and spits them out then she puts them back in her mouth and swishes them around and then she tries to spit them back into place unfortunately this doesn't work and the testicles have to be surgicly sewed back on.

damn man that bitch gave me a nut detachment now my nuts hurt like a muthafucka...

nut detachment by boogalie mooglalie August 3, 2007