Permanent Stiff Nipples.
Dude, ur grandma grossed me out, she has Titanny!
During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.
I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.
Buy a
Brachial Detachment
mug!
What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.
EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...