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Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.
Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.
Desquirtified by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020

Fibonacci Dequence 

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.
Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.
Fibonacci Dequence by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Desquishious 

When delicious meets squishy – best used to describe pillowy balls of My/Mochi Ice Cream.
UGHHH HOW IS MY/MOCHI SO DESQUISHIOUS?!

Desqueakify 

To remove a squeak or squeaker from an object that squeaks.
Every time I buy my dog a new toy, his first goal is to desqueakify it as soon as possible.
Desqueakify by MoatsSD April 28, 2020

desquamated 

To shed or peel off in scales, usually in reference to the skin of animals.
Clarice keeps a lot of animals, her whole apartment is covered in shed fur and desquamated skin.
desquamated by Qai December 12, 2007

Disquesting 

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.
Holly is such a disquesting bitch.
Disquesting by Jpduhh February 4, 2019
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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