Desqué 

The extent of how much a desk looks like a desk.

I know it’s a desk, but it’s not very desqué.

Desqué by Glennito November 29, 2021

Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.

Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.

Desquirtified by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020

Fibonacci Dequence 

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.

Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.

Fibonacci Dequence by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Desquishious 

When delicious meets squishy – best used to describe pillowy balls of My/Mochi Ice Cream.

UGHHH HOW IS MY/MOCHI SO DESQUISHIOUS?!

Desquishious by alwayseatingjellybeans April 9, 2021

Desqueakify 

To remove a squeak or squeaker from an object that squeaks.

Every time I buy my dog a new toy, his first goal is to desqueakify it as soon as possible.

Desqueakify by MoatsSD April 28, 2020

desquamated 

To shed or peel off in scales, usually in reference to the skin of animals.

Clarice keeps a lot of animals, her whole apartment is covered in shed fur and desquamated skin.

desquamated by Qai December 12, 2007

Disquesting 

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.

Holly is such a disquesting bitch.

Disquesting by Jpduhh February 4, 2019