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A health drink consisting of mainly sperm
Hey christi, have you tried the DeSouza yet?
Yea it tastes like shit tho
Desouza by mclovin37 February 9, 2010
Words you can keep

de souza 

world famous surname, anyone with this birthright has been born with sublime soccer skills..even if no one knows it.
Brazilian players such as Robinho, Deco, Romario, Edmundo.....all have De Souza in their full names
de souza by nds619 July 7, 2006

dirty desousa 

A donkey punch dirty sanchez combo.
"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"
dirty desousa by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005

dirty desousa 

A dirty sanchez followed by a slap across the face
Glenn from next door just gave yasmin a dirty desousa on the drive way now she's got a pooey nose bleed all over the lot.
dirty desousa by RodnizzleUperkizzle February 17, 2009
he is the best dsouza in the hood
dsouza by fefefefefeffe May 9, 2018
Desousa's are kind and sweet at first. Getting to know them more, they will become combative in your interests. They are emotionally, people smart and almost always gay. Yep, always homosexual. Never met a straight desousa.

Be nice to Desousa's or see "Dirty Desousa"
You see that couple over there?

Yeah, she's a total Desousa.
desousa by Acorn Actual May 30, 2021

Michael DeSousa

absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma
normal human: he is literally god

Michael Desousa- cool guy
Michael DeSousa by JJ Swags May 28, 2019
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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