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de souza 

world famous surname, anyone with this birthright has been born with sublime soccer skills..even if no one knows it.
Brazilian players such as Robinho, Deco, Romario, Edmundo.....all have De Souza in their full names
de souza by nds619 July 7, 2006

dirty desousa 

"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"
dirty desousa by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005

dirty desousa 

A dirty sanchez followed by a slap across the face
Glenn from next door just gave yasmin a dirty desousa on the drive way now she's got a pooey nose bleed all over the lot.
dirty desousa by RodnizzleUperkizzle February 17, 2009
he is the best dsouza in the hood
dsouza by fefefefefeffe May 9, 2018
Desousa's are kind and sweet at first. Getting to know them more, they will become combative in your interests. They are emotionally, people smart and almost always gay. Yep, always homosexual. Never met a straight desousa.

Be nice to Desousa's or see "Dirty Desousa"
You see that couple over there?

Yeah, she's a total Desousa.
desousa by Acorn Actual May 30, 2021

Michael DeSousa

absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma
normal human: he is literally god

Michael Desousa- cool guy
Michael DeSousa by JJ Swags May 28, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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