3 definitions by fobzwonkle

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

The act of relaxing your ass muscles when you take a dump

I got into the cubicle, dropped my pants and but was unable to declench because someone was in the other cubicle having noisy sex.

by fobzwonkle April 15, 2010

To remove evidence of a skank or slut having been someone. eg: living somewhere, or partying at your house.

Yeah now that she has moved out I have to de-skankify her old room.

by fobzwonkle April 4, 2010