Definitions by fobzwonkle

Idiot Lotto 

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

Idiot Lotto by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

declench 

The act of relaxing your ass muscles when you take a dump

I got into the cubicle, dropped my pants and but was unable to declench because someone was in the other cubicle having noisy sex.

declench by fobzwonkle April 15, 2010

de-skankify 

To remove evidence of a skank or slut having been someone. eg: living somewhere, or partying at your house.

Yeah now that she has moved out I have to de-skankify her old room.

de-skankify by fobzwonkle April 4, 2010