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Dedankify 

After smoking marijuana, or some dank, dedankifying is the process of ridding yourself of the smell, red eyes (usually with eye drops), and other signals that you were smoking marijuana. Dedankification is usually done by driving really fast with the windows down, chewing gum, and using eye drops such as rhotos or visine.
"Damn dude, we smell like pot. We need to dedankify". or "Dedankification begin"!
Dedankify by Eli7020 May 3, 2009
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To get out of one's depressed, moody state.
Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up with him.
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degunkify 

To "get the gunk out" or to clean the mess out or off of something.
After eating the whole bag of gum drops, Jake found it hard to degunkify his teeth.
degunkify by Sokituya April 7, 2008

dejunkify 

v. To remove clutter; to clean; to cause an area or container to contain fewer unnecessary objects or to contain them in a more aesthetically pleasing fashion.
"Could you sort through some of these papers for me? I'm trying to dejunkify these folders."

"You really need to dejunkify your counter tops."
dejunkify by StoryTime July 16, 2008
To take a shower and get off all the stank and funk. Originated from Anthony.
Yo I'm gonna go defunkify in the shower right quick.
defunkify by Anthony May 10, 2004
To make something dank. Such as making it into a dank meme or adding dank music to it. To dankify is basically making something cringey.
Wow these memes are dank. I'm going to dankify that gif by adding Thomas the dank train music to it.
dankify by EWGEUD March 29, 2017

demanifying 

When two women chop off that which makes you a man, cut it up in to little peices and send it to your best friend in the mail.
A: Dude, Alexa and Damali totally threatened to demanify Vinay
B: But wouldn't they need a huge package? That guy is a TRIPOD. Expensive shipping
A: That's why they chop it in to little peices, you dumbfuck
demanifying by IndianThugga May 15, 2004
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