On September 15, 2008, while playing the Dallas Cowboys, rookie Desean Jackson caught a long ball from Donovan McNabb and threw the ball away a few inches before going into the endzone. It threw away a potentail game winning touchdown. The Cowboys won the game.
To see the play, type in "MNF worst play from a rookie" on Youtube.com
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Before December 12, 2010, this term would be a valid. However, on the date mentioned above, DeSean Jackson scored a touchdown in a very awkward way.
To see the play, type in "Desean Jackson falls into endzone " on Youtube.com
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!