Desantistan

Florida, as ruled by Gov. DeSantis and his absurd policies.

I have some relatives I'd like to visit. Shame they live in Desantistan.

by jmunchkin September 17, 2021

Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

by TheRockObama October 19, 2023

Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

by TXH1995 May 23, 2024