Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

by TheRockObama October 19, 2023

Basket Dweller

One who leaves folded laundry in a basket and is too lazy to put it away

-“Steven, those clothes have been sitting in the basket for a month!”
-“And?”
-“You’re such a basket dweller.”

by TheRockObama August 16, 2020

tree urchin

A squirrel.

There was a large nest of tree urchins at the park today.

by TheRockObama March 20, 2023

Socialism

When the government does stuff

“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff

by TheRockObama December 23, 2021

Brine

An Irishman’s friend

(Aka: Brian)

“Well toppata marnin to ya Brine. Lovely weather ain’t it?”

“No, Seamus, the weather is awful like always.”

by TheRockObama May 04, 2020

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 28, 2020