Definitions by TheRockObama

Desantisaurus Wrecks 

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

Desantisaurus Wrecks by TheRockObama October 19, 2023

tree urchin

A squirrel.

There was a large nest of tree urchins at the park today.

tree urchin by TheRockObama March 20, 2023

Socialism 

When the government does stuff

“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff

Socialism by TheRockObama December 23, 2021

Basket Dweller

One who leaves folded laundry in a basket and is too lazy to put it away

-“Steven, those clothes have been sitting in the basket for a month!”
-“And?”
-“You’re such a basket dweller.”

Basket Dweller by TheRockObama August 16, 2020

Brine 

An Irishman’s friend

(Aka: Brian)

“Well toppata marnin to ya Brine. Lovely weather ain’t it?”

“No, Seamus, the weather is awful like always.”

Brine by TheRockObama May 4, 2020

Taxes 

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

Taxes by TheRockObama April 28, 2020