Derpson 

biggest cunt going

fuck off cunt derpson

Derpson by GAYRETARDDDDD October 28, 2016

Derpcon 

noun, portmanteau of DEFCON and derp.

A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.

The 2010 Tennessee-LSU game reached DERPCON 1 when Les Miles called a QB keeper with 30 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.

Derpcon by JB1187 April 21, 2011

derison 

A stupid goof, a mistake that shouldn't have happened and should never happen again, derived from a misspelling of derision

Man that kid can't spell derision, he's a real derison

derison by McDerison October 17, 2017

derson person 

An unintelligent jack wagon, likely missing 70% of their teeth, who resides in the town of Anderson.

Theres a derson person without teeth trying to buy lottery tickets with his food stamps. What an idiot.

derson person by bettywhite88 January 5, 2014

Derpon 

Like a moron, just much more derp.

Billy thought the world was really going to end in 2012, what a derpon.

Derpon by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011

Derponious Maximus 

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

Derponious Maximus by anonymous July 29, 2021

delpsongal 

To be delusional

Mr. Kim is delpsongal

delpsongal by mfillmore September 17, 2021