Derpson
fuck off cunt derpson
Derpson by GAYRETARDDDDD October 28, 2016
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Derpcon
noun, portmanteau of DEFCON and derp.
A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.
A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.
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Derpson • Deepson • delpsongal • derison • Derisonym • Derpcon • derpmonster • Derpon • Derponious Maximus • derson person
derison
A stupid goof, a mistake that shouldn't have happened and should never happen again, derived from a misspelling of derision
derson person
An unintelligent jack wagon, likely missing 70% of their teeth, who resides in the town of Anderson.
Theres a derson person without teeth trying to buy lottery tickets with his food stamps. What an idiot.
derson person by bettywhite88 January 5, 2014
Derpon
Derpon by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011
Derponious Maximus
A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.
Derponious Maximus by anonymous July 29, 2021
delpsongal
delpsongal by mfillmore September 17, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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