Derpcon 

noun, portmanteau of DEFCON and derp.

A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.

The 2010 Tennessee-LSU game reached DERPCON 1 when Les Miles called a QB keeper with 30 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.

Derpcon by JB1187 April 21, 2011

derpcannon 

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).

Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.

derpcannon by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011

Derpon 

Like a moron, just much more derp.

Billy thought the world was really going to end in 2012, what a derpon.

Derpon by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011

Derpson 

biggest cunt going

fuck off cunt derpson

Derpson by GAYRETARDDDDD October 28, 2016

derpco 

Gaming team containing of 5 members

Did you see DerpCos game?

derpco by Elm0P2 September 19, 2016

Derponious Maximus 

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

Derponious Maximus by anonymous July 29, 2021

derpmonster 

DERP MONSTER (N) a person who is extremely derpy
-Derpy (Adj) describes someone or something that is awkward or funny

"Gosh that Andrew kid is freaking derpmonster."

derpmonster by WakaFlockaWill January 29, 2022