Derpcon

noun, portmanteau of DEFCON and derp.

A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.

The 2010 Tennessee-LSU game reached DERPCON 1 when Les Miles called a QB keeper with 30 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.

Derpcon by JB1187 April 21, 2011

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derpcannon

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).

Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.

derpcannon by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011