Derpcon

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noun, portmanteau of DEFCON and derp.

A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.

The 2010 Tennessee-LSU game reached DERPCON 1 when Les Miles called a QB keeper with 30 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.

Derpcon by JB1187 April 21, 2011

Words you can keep

derpcannon

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).

Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.

derpcannon by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011

Related Words

Derpcon • derpcannon • derpco • derpmonster • Derpon • Derponious Maximus • Derpson • Deep Conversation • deep connection • Derp Boner

Derpon

Like a moron, just much more derp.

Billy thought the world was really going to end in 2012, what a derpon.

Derpon by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011

Derpson

biggest cunt going

fuck off cunt derpson

Derpson by GAYRETARDDDDD October 28, 2016

derpco

Gaming team containing of 5 members

Did you see DerpCos game?

derpco by Elm0P2 September 19, 2016

Derponious Maximus

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

Derponious Maximus by anonymous July 29, 2021

derpmonster

DERP MONSTER (N) a person who is extremely derpy
-Derpy (Adj) describes someone or something that is awkward or funny

"Gosh that Andrew kid is freaking derpmonster."

derpmonster by WakaFlockaWill January 29, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026