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Derpentine's Day 

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The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.
Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...
Derpentine's Day by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012

Serpentine 

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A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.
"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"
Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

Toilet Serpentine 

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The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.
Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."

Serpentine Logic 

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To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.
Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.
Serpentine Logic by Intuit July 20, 2010

Cincinnati Serpentine Belt

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The Cincinnati serpentine belt occurs when one sexual partner proceeds to lick a male partner from the starting point of the back of his gooch, around the ballsack, across the right hip, wrapping in to the top of the ass crack on downward, finally ending up at the goochback once again. Thus completing a dirty, sensational, serpentine cleansing of the nether regions. Usually about $50 for a full service.
Todd scheduled Nick for his first Cincinnati Serpentine Belt service last night, and Nick walked away a changed man.

Serpentine 

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The most prominent male sexual organ. This is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions ;-)
"Feel my, my, my Serpentine" from the Guns n Roses tune "Welcome to the Jungle". This line is sung twice.
Serpentine by dmj64 May 26, 2014
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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