Derpentine

Noun: a comment so stupid that it can be used to strip even the most durable house paint.
Palin: hurr durr derp derp hurr durr Russia hurr durr folksy
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.
by Grae Hall May 02, 2010
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Derpentine's Day

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.
Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...
by Rutabega234 February 12, 2012
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