Definitions by dmj64

YouTube Nazis 

The self-righteous geniuses at Google who evaluate comments made on YouTube. They block users' profiles and comments for no apparent reason. Probably just because they can.

"My profile just got cut out of YouTube; I've never made any inappropriate comments. I can't understand why they did it."

"Sounds like the YouTube Nazis got you; they take pride in their power over little people like us."

YouTube Nazis by dmj64 September 27, 2014

Craigslist Cunt 

A woman who trolls for lonely guys on CL "women seeking men". She will engage them in deep conversation for hours, then suddenly cut the guy off. He never hears from the CL Cunt again.

"The other night, I was online with a really nice girl. We were chatting for 6 hours, then she was gone. Never heard back."

"Sound like you got drop-kicked by a Craigslist Cunt. Too bad."

Craigslist Cunt by dmj64 September 3, 2014

shit sandwich 

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

shit sandwich by dmj64 August 24, 2014

Cocaine Eyes 

Wild, bulging eyes that bug out of the head of someone who is highly drugged up on something.
From Rolling Stones tune "Can You Hear Me Knocking"

"I could tell he was wasted by his cocaine eyes"

Cocaine Eyes by dmj64 July 29, 2014

Serpentine 

The most prominent male sexual organ. This is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions ;-)

"Feel my, my, my Serpentine" from the Guns n Roses tune "Welcome to the Jungle". This line is sung twice.

Serpentine by dmj64 May 26, 2014