Derpalite 

The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.

The derpalites....they...derp...

Derpalite by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010

Derpamine 

The drug emitted from the brain when one is derping on addictive social media sites. The more you derp, the more derpamine is emitted to keep you derping.

While I'm trying to have a conversation with him, Jeremy keeps checking his @'s for another hit of derpamine. What a cunt.

Derpamine by Jason_Chatfield August 28, 2013

derpatitis 

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

deppalized

Magnetized, mezmerized, hypnotized, spellbound or completely and hopelessly fascinated by Johnny Depp.

Save the Earth - it´s the only planet with Johnny Depp! ;-))

"Jeeesus, this woman is lost for any other man - just look at her, she is totally deppalized!"

deppalized by LOW-PRESSURE_SYSTEM_DAISY January 12, 2010

derpatitis 

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

derpatitis by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

Derpalope 

A beautiful creature that lives in the forest. It looks like a white tailed antelope or some shit like that. It’s STRONG and gets all the ladies

Girl1. OMG IM HAVING A ORGASM IT’S A DERPALOPE
Girl2.OMG SAME !!!

Derpalope by Some random gug May 30, 2018

Derpalicious 

Very beautiful girl severly short of intelligence.

When your girlfriend is severly lacking intelligence but the only reason your holding on to her is because she is hot.

guy: dude she doesnt get anything! I have to keep explaining jokes to her.

Friend: Dump her already!

guy: No effin way. she's derpalicious

Derpalicious by shyamieplaysguitar May 23, 2010