Derpalite

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The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.

The derpalites....they...derp...

Derpalite by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010

Words you can keep

Derpamine

The drug emitted from the brain when one is derping on addictive social media sites. The more you derp, the more derpamine is emitted to keep you derping.

While I'm trying to have a conversation with him, Jeremy keeps checking his @'s for another hit of derpamine. What a cunt.

Derpamine by Jason_Chatfield August 28, 2013

Related Words

Derpalite • derpatitis • Derpalope • deppalized • Derpacate • Derpalicious • derpalina • Derpamine • Derpbite • derpleted

derpatitis

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

deppalized

Magnetized, mezmerized, hypnotized, spellbound or completely and hopelessly fascinated by Johnny Depp.

Save the Earth - it´s the only planet with Johnny Depp! ;-))

"Jeeesus, this woman is lost for any other man - just look at her, she is totally deppalized!"

deppalized by LOW-PRESSURE_SYSTEM_DAISY January 12, 2010

derpatitis

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

derpatitis by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

Derpalope

A beautiful creature that lives in the forest. It looks like a white tailed antelope or some shit like that. It’s STRONG and gets all the ladies

Girl1. OMG IM HAVING A ORGASM IT’S A DERPALOPE
Girl2.OMG SAME !!!

Derpalope by Some random gug May 30, 2018

Derpalicious

Very beautiful girl severly short of intelligence.

When your girlfriend is severly lacking intelligence but the only reason your holding on to her is because she is hot.

guy: dude she doesnt get anything! I have to keep explaining jokes to her.

Friend: Dump her already!

guy: No effin way. she's derpalicious

Derpalicious by shyamieplaysguitar May 23, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026