Dermy Wermy

The most homeless gay man. A state of being in homosexual purgatory. When your dad forgets to tell you to jack off with the magazine and you shake the woman instead. A rotund man-child that has an unhealthy obsession with Po-Kay-Mon, back tacos, and V-tubers.

See also: Cockwalrus

I used to be Dermy Wermy, but I got my life on track, went back on diet, and stopped participating in the fagging system.