Definitions by KratosElGreatos

Warm Towel

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.

I hope you're a generous lover and gave him a Warm Towel when you finished.

Warm Towel by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025

Dermy Wermy

The most homeless gay man. A state of being in homosexual purgatory. When your dad forgets to tell you to jack off with the magazine and you shake the woman instead. A rotund man-child that has an unhealthy obsession with Po-Kay-Mon, back tacos, and V-tubers.

See also: Cockwalrus

I used to be Dermy Wermy, but I got my life on track, went back on diet, and stopped participating in the fagging system.

Dermy Wermy by KratosElGreatos November 18, 2024