dermal

the attachment of jewelry to an anchor in the dermis

pieces of metal stuck in your face, or anywhere on the skin
worn often by youth and often overboard in an attempt to look different from their peers when in reality...they look like everyone else as dermal is becoming very commonplace

"Karisten was tweaking and got a facial dermal"

by chichikaka April 23, 2015

dermal

a gay mole

guy 1: is that Chelsea m? She's a bit special don't you think-
guy 2: yeah, she's a bit of a dermal.

by yassy in your mums bed June 20, 2022

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Dermal Majora

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.

She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.

by JediElle March 9, 2010

dermal anchor

A new way or piercing that can be done anywhere on the body, hence the name "dermal." You can get multiple dermals to make the shape of something, such as a star. A single dermal on the finger is also popular as a "dermal ring." It usually requires a curved piece of jewelry to act as the "anchor", the piercer slides the curved part under the skin and all that is seen on the surface is your jewel or ball. It cannot be removed by yourself, if you do it'll scar really bad, you need to have it surgically removed, or very carefully by a professional.

"Dude did you see Aarons dermal anchor?"
"Yeah its fucking queer, who gets dermals in the form of something?"
"Yeah and it bled like crazy."

by abby tobey May 8, 2008

Dermal Snuggies

Cuddles with focus on the pleasure the skin feels from contact with another persons skin.

I could really go for some dermal snuggies with Duane but he cocooned himself in the blankets.

by Dinosaurspiders October 28, 2023

Dermal theory

the theory that girls with dermals and back dermals act like millennials and tend to cringe people

bro she has dermals, and dermal theory tells us she acts like a millennial

by Physiologically gifted February 18, 2026