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guy 2: yeah, she's a bit of a dermal.

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Majora 

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.
She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.
Dermal Majora by JediElle March 9, 2010

dermal anchor 

A new way or piercing that can be done anywhere on the body, hence the name "dermal." You can get multiple dermals to make the shape of something, such as a star. A single dermal on the finger is also popular as a "dermal ring." It usually requires a curved piece of jewelry to act as the "anchor", the piercer slides the curved part under the skin and all that is seen on the surface is your jewel or ball. It cannot be removed by yourself, if you do it'll scar really bad, you need to have it surgically removed, or very carefully by a professional.
"Dude did you see Aarons dermal anchor?"
"Yeah its fucking queer, who gets dermals in the form of something?"
"Yeah and it bled like crazy."
dermal anchor by abby tobey May 8, 2008

Dermal Snuggies 

Cuddles with focus on the pleasure the skin feels from contact with another persons skin.
I could really go for some dermal snuggies with Duane but he cocooned himself in the blankets.
Dermal Snuggies by Dinosaurspiders October 28, 2023

dermal sex

when you fuck someone in the pores of their skin because your child syringe is absolutely microscopic
People who drive whale-sized pickup trucks and plaster the star-spangled banner across everything in their possession can only have dermal sex with their wives because their dick is only measurable with angstroms.
dermal sex by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025