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Depremental 

1. A state between insanity and normality that is happy but sadistic that evolves into a state of mind that is sadistic, ironic, happy, sardonic, depressionistic or the combination of all of the above.

2. The state before losing ones insanity only to stay there and not go into psychosis.

3. A form of narcissism that works against other people but without admiration for one's self.

4. A outlook on life that see's it as nothing but flat, mundane, lifeless and sad. Often this is directed towards people in the form of my raid frustration but because the person was a general idiot for not realising the obvious.
Example One:
Bill: "Well I think I'm depremental"
Bob: "Have you tried looking in the mirror lately you might find it there."

Example Two:
Private: "I don't want to die"
Sargeant: "Private, just go and bite the shiny bullet and keel over."

(Second person in sentence would be depremental.)
Depremental by Mike Denzil May 8, 2004

inter departmental penile implant 

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

Weed is detremental to you. 

Im just doing this for a health assigment and Im too lazy to do this shit properly.
Weed is detremental to you. Is me just being too lazy to desgin a mug so im using this.

Departmental out-cross 

The opposite of department-cest. Dating/fucking someone outside your academic department. Usually applied in reference to graduate students.

From the genetics term "outcross" referring to a mating between individuals from two different linages or populations.
Damn, you have screwed every chick in the department aside from your officemates! Time for a departmental out-cross!
Departmental out-cross by Mike4587 December 2, 2010

departmental

When your department at work just absolutely loses it, mostly due to attending multiple unecessary meetings that last entirely too long.
Gah! I had 6 meetings this week!? If I have one more meeting I am going to go totally departmental!
departmental by bittygirla June 10, 2007

Deppermental 

To be hyper-sensitive and behaviorally erratic when in the mood for a bit of Johnny Depp and unable to access any information or movies pertaining to him.
"Jasmine is deppermental today because she can't access JDA"
Deppermental by JDA May 24, 2005