by Euronymouse11 April 24, 2019
Get the Depriest mug.The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.
Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.
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When depression causes constipation.
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Verb: To be stripped of priest-status and have your affiliations with the church severed.
This state of being entirely removes any rights or privileges one would have as a priest and is used to cast out those who would otherwise dishonour the church by assosciation.
This state of being entirely removes any rights or privileges one would have as a priest and is used to cast out those who would otherwise dishonour the church by assosciation.
i.e. "The two monks who were responsible for the assassination attempt were depriestified in a public ceremony meant to heap shame upon them."
Also:
Scholar 1: "The public ceremony was a key part of punishment for high crimes during the medieval period. For example, one would have the flesh stripped by hot pincers, then have a molten lead, sulfur cocktail poured into the open wounds, how horrible!"
Scholar 2: "Quite right my chap, but imagine the pain and anguish that would come with being depriestified in a time where so much relied on your status."
Scholar 1: "Is depriestified even a word?"
Scholar 2: "It is at UW."
Smart Ass Scholar: "I'll put it on Urban dictionary later."
Scholars 1 and 2: "Quite right!"
Also:
Scholar 1: "The public ceremony was a key part of punishment for high crimes during the medieval period. For example, one would have the flesh stripped by hot pincers, then have a molten lead, sulfur cocktail poured into the open wounds, how horrible!"
Scholar 2: "Quite right my chap, but imagine the pain and anguish that would come with being depriestified in a time where so much relied on your status."
Scholar 1: "Is depriestified even a word?"
Scholar 2: "It is at UW."
Smart Ass Scholar: "I'll put it on Urban dictionary later."
Scholars 1 and 2: "Quite right!"
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Get the Depriestified mug.She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.
by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020
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