Depriest 

Adj. When you're depressed in a heavenly way, or in a church.

Verb: Depriested.

I went to church today. I saw Jesus there, crucified. I got very depriested by this experience.

Depriest by Euronymouse11 April 24, 2019

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013

deprestapated 

When depression causes constipation.

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.

deprestapated by singinjobanana June 19, 2009

deprestlayer 

Cool person slang

Yo deprestlayer what’s poppin

deprestlayer by Deprestlayer October 8, 2020

Depriestified 

Verb: To be stripped of priest-status and have your affiliations with the church severed.

This state of being entirely removes any rights or privileges one would have as a priest and is used to cast out those who would otherwise dishonour the church by assosciation.

i.e. "The two monks who were responsible for the assassination attempt were depriestified in a public ceremony meant to heap shame upon them."

Also:
Scholar 1: "The public ceremony was a key part of punishment for high crimes during the medieval period. For example, one would have the flesh stripped by hot pincers, then have a molten lead, sulfur cocktail poured into the open wounds, how horrible!"

Scholar 2: "Quite right my chap, but imagine the pain and anguish that would come with being depriestified in a time where so much relied on your status."

Scholar 1: "Is depriestified even a word?"

Scholar 2: "It is at UW."

Smart Ass Scholar: "I'll put it on Urban dictionary later."

Scholars 1 and 2: "Quite right!"

Depriestified by Clep October 3, 2010

deprestidigitation

Depression, when the magic goes out of digital life.

She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.

deprestidigitation by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

crippling depreston 

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

crippling depreston by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016