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Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
derpish by Sir El of B May 19, 2008
Related Words
A word, quote, gesture, look, act, piece of clothing attributed to actor Johnny Depp that is considered "characteristic" or a trait of his.
Wearing hats of all kinds.
Smoking Bali Shag rolled in chocolate papers.
"Savvy"
Flipping off the paparrazzi.
Jeans with the knees ripped out.
Deppism by Depply Involved November 23, 2004

Whirling Derpish 

The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.
“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”
Whirling Derpish by DMacR May 12, 2022
the religion for those who praise actor johnny depp, sent by God to start a Revolution in the world of judging people for their place in society.
Not listed in any historical documents, though it was infact invented long before Johnny Depp's birth. Many people in the 1600s who were burned for witchcraft were followers of Deppism.
deppist-> Are you going to the Deppism rally tomorow??
Sucker-> I voted for Brad Pitt for sexiest man alive, wtf do yo think??
deppist-> *tisk* you failure.
Deppism by lIllY<3thehacker January 30, 2007
Girls with this name are Gorgeous. Can make you go crazy. Outstanding in ever performance. Good in bed. Best kisser. They have a very lively nature. They are stand beside every needy person. Adventures are part of their life. You'll them breaking inside but never giving up. They have one million dollar smile. Their charm and class is what all people can't have. They live in glamer. They have many addictions but they rarely get addict to humans. Mentally strong. And are the most successful human being. One day they'll become the Richest person on earth.
I love depisha and i need her the rest of my life
depisha by Essaara January 10, 2018

ball deepish 

To feel horny, or wanting some ball deep. Similar to peckish or sleepish
Jeez, i might go out chasing girls tonight cos i feel ball deepish
ball deepish by Mackintosh69 May 27, 2006
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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