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Departure Lounge

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Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!
Departure Lounge by Tracey August 29, 2003

All the personality of an airport departure lounge 

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid
The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection
shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan
one in the departure lounge by Ricey December 17, 2002

Defarture Lounge 

A small room in the lower bowl that host farts and turds on the final leg of their gastronomic journey, recognisable by a distinctive gurgling sound emitted from the stomach area, accompanied by a very slight lowering of the subjects centre of gravity.
Dude1: Did you here that bubbling sound? I think I’ve received some new arrivals in my defarture lounge.

Dude2: Man! Time to make yourself comfy on the porcelain think tank me thinks, and quick!

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026