Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.

I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

Departure Lounge by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Departure Lounge

The anus

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!

Departure Lounge by Tracey August 29, 2003

All the personality of an airport departure lounge 

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid

The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

All the personality of an airport departure lounge by Banastre July 16, 2004

one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection

shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan

one in the departure lounge by Ricey December 17, 2002

Defarture Lounge 

A small room in the lower bowl that host farts and turds on the final leg of their gastronomic journey, recognisable by a distinctive gurgling sound emitted from the stomach area, accompanied by a very slight lowering of the subjects centre of gravity.

Dude1: Did you here that bubbling sound? I think I’ve received some new arrivals in my defarture lounge.

Dude2: Man! Time to make yourself comfy on the porcelain think tank me thinks, and quick!

Defarture Lounge by Simon the ginger cat August 17, 2010