Denture Adventure

Trolling elderly females for a highly coveted toothless gum job aka hot gummy.

Bro ever since I got this night job at the geriatric center, every shift is a denture adventure.

Hey bruhhh gotta tell ya your gammy was a denture adventure but she finally popped them out for me last night.

Bro why do you always go to bingo nights? Oh braaaahhh it’s a true denture adventure. I hit bingo last time and had my other balls pulled with a skin to skin gummy from the reigning champion in the back of my Prius.

Denture Adventure by Dick Onchin January 31, 2026

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no denture adventure

When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.

Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night

Coop: Oooh shit son!

no denture adventure by Lan-c3r June 10, 2014

No Denture Adventure

Getting head by someone who has no top teeth.

Yo cuz, she gave me that no denture adventure last night! Quickest bust ever.

No Denture Adventure by Deezenutz93 January 14, 2022

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Dventure

An Adventure that detours through different roads or paths, due to fire, floods, washouts or an extreme sense of adventure. To reach a magical destination thats worth the travel of adverse conditions. !! WARNING !! May be highly addictive and may cause bursts of exhilaration and euphoria

I was on my way to this campsite by a remote lake and had to Dventure. I found a different lake that was even more remote

Dventure by Stanley Starratt March 4, 2024

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dventure

It’s an off road adventure with detours

The river washed out the road, looks like we’re going on a Dventure.

dventure by Biff Wicked March 4, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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