Densard

Somebody who is a dense moron

Man that tall idiot over is a real densard

by MooseMalone November 3, 2021

Denardify

verb: To remove a person's nards summarily.

When successful, results in denardification.

"Dang, you keep that up and she's gonna denardify you."

"Whatchu mean?"

"I mean, she's going to snatch off your nard-sack like a paper towel."

by Spankzilla March 17, 2008

denarded

(verb)

To get fucked up. An allusion to Denard Robinson, QB of the University of Michigan, running circles around the other team.

Let's get denarded tonight.

by tuesdayninja September 13, 2010

Denard Span

The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.

My denard span is somewhere between 2 and 3 inches.

by SilentZyn February 28, 2010

Dennardism

MILITARY:is stupidity in a leadership position from someone that is not qualified or is close to being considered a leader. The person is in the position because of rank or position at time of taking the leadership role. Often these people think they are always right, make sound decisions based on sound knowledge or they are the best for the position. Reality is the total opposite of this and is often a pain upon the the team below the leader.

1: The Dennardism in the office today was off the scale.
2: The Platoon Sargent has a real problem with the Dennardism in the lieutenant.

by blueiniraq October 31, 2007

dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008

pullin a denardo

Hanging out with a girl for two to three day. Then falling in love atfter the fourth. Ditching you buddies all the time while you say you want to give the girl space.

Ron: Dude wheres joe?
Chris: Idk he's pullin a denardo
Ron: Hutch!
Chris: what a cock puller!... Big nigger dick head!!

by ronfan March 4, 2008