dentard 

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

dentard by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008

dentard 

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

dentard by Aaron J. R. June 11, 2008

Dentard 

A player from World of Warcraft that plays on the US Server Dentarg. It's the combination of "Dentarg" and "Retard" and is usually used in a friendly way.

TradePlayer1: What's up my fellow Dentards?
TradePlayer2: Sure as hell isn't the server pop.

Dentard by McVagh January 6, 2008

dextard 

an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.

dont worry about him, hes a dextard.

dextard by ani-cow January 11, 2008

Demtard 

Most members of the Democratic Party.

Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"

Demtard by CatBoners June 4, 2009

Demtard 

A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.

Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truths, facts, or anything they had said or done in the past. A demtard believes they can justify anything with their feelings alone.

Demtard by FerroArts August 23, 2018

Denardify 

verb: To remove a person's nards summarily.

When successful, results in denardification.

"Dang, you keep that up and she's gonna denardify you."

"Whatchu mean?"

"I mean, she's going to snatch off your nard-sack like a paper towel."

Denardify by Spankzilla March 17, 2008