Denet

The all-purpose solution to life's problems. Tested by many, endorsed posthumously by Wilford Brimley.

Wilford Brimley uses denet to clean the second-hand oats from his assahola.

Denet by Secondhand Oats March 10, 2026

oopsie delete 

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!

I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!

oopsie delete by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Fetus Deletus 

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus

GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

Fetus Deletus by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018

Yeetus Deletus 

A nonsensical phrase that is a combination of "yeet" and "delete"
It can be used as a spell in which one extends their hand, pointing at something with a 👌, and screams "YEETUS DELETUS." This immediately deletes whatever you yeets

"blah blah..."
"YEETUS DELETUS"
"guyhirfbsjfdgbjh" *dies*

Yeetus Deletus by Joe Schmo III October 17, 2018

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus by oofwhy September 16, 2018

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010

DEET and yeet 

When your parents would douse you in bug spray and throw you out of the house so they could have some peace and quiet.

"The best part of summer vacation was when my mom would DEET and yeet me out of the house after breakfast and not unlock the door until dinner."

DEET and yeet by MichSully March 31, 2020